I’m female, Melbournite, 33, single, dieting (it’s my last two weeks if the plan works*), cat owner (just one, a single girl can not be out numbered by cats), I work full-time in Marketing in the city. I exercise, laugh, think (too much but I know you’re not stupid – ‘female’ and ‘blog’ would give that away), although I hate that ‘female’ should automatically suggest certain traits.
And I, like many people I know, dream (and sometimes pretend) that I’m living the ‘high life’ – not that I know much about that, but I’m 33, I watched 90210 (the first time around) Paris Hilton’s Simple Life, and now I read all of ‘those’ blogs. I learnt that to be rich, you actually have to have money, ahhh and lots of it… because it’s not just about the one nice dress, and that one designer (Fendi is my choice) bag, it’s about having heaps
of that stuff, plus the designer furniture and wall art, the flashy car, beauty routine, handsome, sporty and well-off boyfriend (I’m scrolling through Tinder as I collect my thoughts as I write) etc.
So do we just want a piece of that, and is reading about it and at least knowing that piece? Is that the pretending? I can tell a Chanel from a Bali-nel no dramas, but I sure as hell can’t afford one ($6000, because the extra $400 seems irrelevant at that price (my current hand bag wasn’t $400)) So I look down my nose at these fakes. Although honesty they are awful, and you’d be better of with a Kmart bag that is just a ‘cheap and fun Kmart bag’ (yes I have one, see below) that isn’t trying to be anything else rather than a Bali-nel.
Anyway I’m off track, this was meant to be in ‘intro’ as I thought that’s what one does (oh didn’t that sounds posh? ‘one’.) I’ve been wanting to write this blog for a while, but when I thought about it I wasn’t sure what angle to take, so I thought an ‘intro’ would be easy. And then I found my voice… the silly bullshit.
I hope to publish an article every Wednesday (or Thursday as it turns out) so please follow/subscribe (whatever it is) for updates! (Yes I’m new to blogging.)
‘Til next Wed (or Thurs)… take and give no bullshit (I’ll have a new mantra each week, build upon them, don’t cancel the previous ones out.)
xx/ll (and yes I think I’ll keep up with the comments in brackets.)
*I’m healthy (I used to not be… It wasn’t unusual for me to have Cheezels for dinner (don’t tell my Mum.))